MR. RUSSELL ANDERSON

Lead Guitar/Vocals/
Lyrical Proofreading & Grammatical Corrections

Born into rock and roll royalty, Mr. Anderson is actually the love child of Twisted Sister frontman, Dee Snider, and Blondie frontwoman, Debbie Harry (don't ask why he, too, doesn't have blonde hair...it's kind of a moot point). As legend has it, Mr. Anderson's first complete sentence was spoken as he stage-dove off his crib at the ripe, old age of 8 months. As he performed this act, his first words were said to be the inspiration for one of Twisted Sister's biggest hits: "I wanna rock."

Flash forward to 2008 A.D. - FANBOYS were in search of a guitarist whose fiery fretwork would literally melt the faces off of unsuspecting audiences everywhere (which, of course, now explains all the legal trouble the 'BOYS have found themselves in recently). Enter Mr. Anderson: though he had grown tired of his six-string "axe" by the time he was only 1 (he received a guitar as a birthday gift and mastered the instru-ment that same day, and was rocking out his own, better renditions of Slayer and Dragonforce solos by early afternoon, in addition to also composing his own 37-guitar symphony later that same night), last year he reluctantly agreed to once again pick up his Gibson SG and herald the return of musical excellence to all of the land. Your face will never be the same. Literally.

TESTIMONIALS:

"My face was melted, literally."
~ Random audience member suing FANBOYS for excessive rock

"Listening to the solos, I think his guitar picks must have been chiseled from Zeus' lightning bolt off Mount Olympus."
~ Kanye West



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